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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

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"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

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(Source: powerpuff-squirrels)

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silly-luv:

♡ find your best posts on my blog ♡

silly-luv:

♡ find your best posts on my blog ♡

(Source: weheartit.com)

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lazylunatic:

Do this for me and I’ll love you forever

(Source: the-narddog)

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benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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(Source: acoolshark)

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thefrogman:

City Ballet of San Diego by Chelsea Penyak [tumblr]

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ruineshumaines:

Maja Wrońska

Tumblr | Society6 | deviantART | Facebook 

Reblogging again because some prick deleted the text with links.

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tvhousehusband:

I think I’m in love with her.